stewna:

idk I sketched this last night. kids looking serious & crossing their arms

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

A symbol.

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds)

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rupoor:

we’ve all done it but maybe not as bad as this
aa_69min day 6 [MUSIC]

Reblogged from milesnerdworth with 105 notes / ace attorney 

capitolcouture:

The Mockingjay Lives! Watch the EXCLUSIVE #OurLeaderTheMockingjay Teaser Trailer now!

capitolcouture:

The Mockingjay Lives! Watch the EXCLUSIVE #OurLeaderTheMockingjay Teaser Trailer now!

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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(Source: kewlichijou99)

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waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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phemiec:

d4vek4t:

unbeatablerootbeer:

xpsychohogx:

zamamam-chan-san-sama-senpai-kun:

xpsychohogx:

my headcanon equius voice is this generator

-lang:engish

-will bad guy

type”i think…i need…a…towel”

image

FUCKING TYPE I NEED SOME MILK AND LISTEN IT IS FUCKIG HILAROUS IM CRYING

omFG TYPE “NEPET TA”

I typed “I am STRONG” and totally lost it

fUCKNIG CRYING

Do yourself a favor and-

"This is fOOlishness… upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited fOOlishnesses."

zoewashburne:

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?

 

(Source: halfabubble)

beethoven:

prokopetz:

Music Fact: Classical musicians are 50% more likely to suffer permanent hearing loss than rock musicians. This is almost entirely due to exposure to bass drums; a single orchestral bass drum is louder than an electric guitar at maximum amplification, and provides one-third of the audible power of a standard 75-piece symphony orchestra.

*confused blinking*

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